The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 6/21/2023
-Heather seems to be taking the twins leaving for college really hard. It is obvious that she loves them.
-Getting a hotel just to shower? REALLY? I know college showers suck, but come on!
-Did you know Heather was an actress? She only mentioned it every week this season. She was also in this show called Jenny and did a pilot for CBS. #sasscasm. (Sasscasm—sarcasm with a side of extra sassiness….or Sammi whenever she opens her mouth…or recaps)
-This axe thing seems like a good stress reliever.
-I am loving the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire version of Gina’s real estate test.
-Shannon looking at crystals and getting into energy healing is so interesting.
-Shannon fighting with Tamra on the phone while in the crystal shop is so Shannon and so…..Housewives.
-Emily talking about not speaking to her family makes me so sad.
-I am really liking the budding friendship between Taylor and Heather.
-Lauren comparing acting voice opening to giving blow jobs completely sent me……
-I am living for these old school flashbacks. I am slowly watching old episodes, so these are making me so happy.
-How long do we think this Shannon and Tamra reconciliation is going to last?
-There is a more than decent chance this event is going to end poorly.
-And Gina and Jenn are fighting over TikTok Gate…..probably soon to be followed with a fight about Jenn’s alleged affair.
-More next week, stay tuned.
