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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap for 9/23/2026
These new taglines are pretty good….better than ones we have seen in the past.
Angie is trying to entertain Elektra, who is not amused.
Whitney is decluttering…..if she doesn’t want those leopard print heels, I’ll be happy to take them off her hands…just saying.
Quai is here! She is friends with Lisa and Whitney, the former of whom says being friends with the latter is a lapse in judgement.
Speaking of Quai, her husband works in Florida and lives there 80% of the time…..and has no idea what he is doing. However, she loves his nipples, which yay for her?
Lisa wants Whitney to stay far, far away in a land we don’t want to go to…..since we went from Real Housewives to fairy tales?
Whitney was best friends with Shari, who was Quai’s sister-in-law. Shari is the one who died a few seasons back and left Whitney heartbroken. Quai wants to be friends with everyone since she has no beef with anyone.
The women are going on a trip to the mountains….there is a more than decent chance this goes completely awry.
Lisa thinks Miley Cyrus sings Ain’t No Mountain High Enough….which…..the song came out before Miley was even born….and she never did a remake of it….so what is she talking about here?
Whitney talks to Justin about their relationship, numbing herself with booze and moving into the guest room. Both are sad and confused as to what happened to their relationship. There is also talk about a fight over a Del Taco coupon, which also involved his mother.
Justin and Whitney agree to tell the kids and talk about keeping it private for now…..except for all the people watching the show tonight.
Bronwyn is out on an ice skating date with Brandon, her new boy toy. They are like the Real Housewives of Hallmark with their lovey dovey attitude mixed with their discussion of where this is going.
Heather visits Britani, who says she is off men. However, Heather thinks this is a lie.
Whitney also joins them and they discuss the other ladies over bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches. They all think Bronwyn is moving too fast with Brandon and wonder why she had to give a press release.
Britani thinks Bronwyn called paparazzi herself to get attention on her relationship.
Whitney plans on apologizing to Meredith, while Heather plans on apologizing to Lisa.
Trip time! Mary isn’t going, but the other ladies are pretending they like each other for the next five minutes….maybe. They are already snarking at each other in their confessionals.
Meredith shows off her facelift and the other women ohhh and ahhh over it….and want to go to the same doctor.
Angie is confused about the soap opera that has become Bronwyn’s life.
Obviously, these women never saw the first Desperaux episode of Psych when Shawn and Gus went skiing….and it shows. Otherwise, they’d know that they should do ‘pizza’ and French fries’ down the slopes.
Lisa fell off the ski lift, and luckily she is okay!
Whitney pulls Lisa aside to chat. I think she got confused since she pulled a Bachelor cocktail party move in a Real Housewives episode.
. To her credit, she tries to make amends, but Lisa compares it to a cotton candy machine. HUH?
That being said, they make up for the rest of this episode….or for the next five minutes.
The ladies air their grievances and make up….which is a Real Housewives/Festivus miracle. Too bad it won’t last!
The menu at the lunch has pictures of Lisa everywhere.
Whitney tries to apologize to Meredith who is like, nope, not gonna happen.
The other women try to defend Whitney, but Meredith won’t budge…..while Heather makes snarky comments about Meredith’s facelift and wig.
To be fair, Meredith put up with a lot of nastiness and doesn’t have to forgive Whitney.
Now everyone is fighting over comments made on a podcast, Bronwyn being offensive and Quai being like WTF is happening now. Angie tries to calm everyone down, Bronwyn tells Quai to MYOB and then it all ends with them laughing?
More next week. Stay tuned!
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