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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 1/16/2022

Jennie is right, the proper way to fight is removing your earrings and putting your hair up.
In all honesty, this fight is pretty lame. Just screaming, fighting and bitch-slapping.
Heather, there is no alliance, this is Real Housewives not Big Brother. Mary and Meredith are probably not even together.
How to the girls go from fighting to hugging?
Jennie looks bored, Whitney looks confused, and Heather looks like she is ready for a nap.
Heather offers Jen chips…..Jen says she can’t have any because she already had a hot dog. The whole exchange was unintentionally hilarious.
The husbands really made this trip nice for the women! These bedrooms are bigger than my first apartment complex.
Why is Heather wearing her heels to the POOL? And why does her swimsuit and coverup look like she robbed Malibu Eighties Barbie?
Wait, who lost their extensions? And HOW? (I never wore extensions, so I have no idea how they work.)
Mary being upset about missing the fight is such a high school mood.
This shaman ritual is actually quite interesting. I would check it out if they offered something closer to me.
Of course, Mary has to complain about the event, show up late, and somehow make it Whitney’s fault.
These women are making way too much over the fact that Mary and Meredith decided to go to Zion later on rather than travel on the bus.
Why do they call Mary by her first and last name?
I feel bad that this fight is ruining Whitney’s plans for the dinner.
Again, Mary is such a mood with focusing on the food and wanting to ignore the drama.
Wait, WHAT? Mary can’t say that she considers Whitney a friend due to where she is mentally? I am so confused? Why say anything at all?
Are Jen and Meredith fighting over VaginaGate again? SERIOUSLY?
Ask her ten boyfriends? WTF kind of comeback was that?