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The Real Housewives of Potomac Snark and Highlights for 11/20/2022

Ashley, honey, you need to get OUT of this situation with Michael, like YESTERDAY!
Did Jacqueline forget to pack all her toiletries? I get asking for a tampon because sometimes periods appear unexpectedly, but who forgets makeup, deodorant etc.?
These women make such a huge production out of everything in this house instead of being grateful for being on a damn vacation in the first place. I get not sharing a bed, but they are complaining about sharing a bathroom….isn’t that the norm?
This car ride where they are being civil is so obviously the calm before the storm.
These women haven’t even begun drinking yet and they are already fighting.
Now they are getting along long enough to order food?
This poor waiter looks either incredibly annoyed or incredibly bored with this entire situation.
A champagne lounge sounds like an amazing event.
Why did this dinner get awkward for no apparent reason once Mia got back from the bathroom?
Annnddddddd now we are fighting over beef with Peter….and I am still not quite sure who the hell Pete is…..
Why did Mia throw a drink at Wendy and I am still confused over how this fight began?
Is Mia getting escorted out of the building?
Robyn is filming this entire thing?
I hope we see Peter at this reunion so we can find out what this fuss is all about.
The slo-mo drink throw was so unintentionally hilarious.
This fight is so confusing. If this is over Peter, how does Gordon factor into all of this?
Is Wendy now being escorted out? What is even happening?
Okay, so Wendy and Mia are back…..and still fighting over God knows what.
All this happened before they even got their food? I would be so mad if the people I were dining with did all this before I even got a chance to eat.
Gizelle being excited over said food arriving is such a damn mood. I am ALL about the food.
Mia just began beating Wendy with her purse? WTF? I guess it is lucky it wasn’t Amy Farrah Fowler hitting her, just saying.
Mia is leaving over all this and calling a medic over……her broken manicure? Or did she get hurt? It was unclear, but hopefully she is okay.
Robyn calling Wendy the winner in the most sarcastic way possible was hilarious.
Ashley just asking for more wine during the fight is exactly what I would have done.
I am still so lost over these Gordon rumors.
More next week, stay tuned!