The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/14/2023
-Margaret being happy that her lashes stayed in place during surgery is such a mood.
-I am glad Teresa is in therapy, not only for herself, but because it is bringing awareness to mental health.
-I see the Snickers coffee creamer has made its return.
-Bill bringing Jen her favorite coffee is so sweet.
-Jen telling Bill the gossip while he zones out Mauricio style is sending me…………
-Dolores’s dad bringing his own soda because he doesn’t want to impose is so cute.
-I hope Paulie is going to be okay after the heart surgery.
-Dolores’s talk with her dad is so sweet and something every father and daughter deserves.
-Frankie’s confessions about how he feels about Dolores and his family is making me cry.
-Baseball practice turning to drinking and gossip is such a Housewives thing to happen.
-The women don’t want to fight, yet here they are fighting about fighting.
-Ladies, this is not the time or the place for your petty drama. THIS IS A CHARITY EVENT!!
-This charity game is becoming one of my favorite traditions on the show. It’s like the Nurses’ Ball for Housewives.
-Jen’s snark about how everyone is playing is hysterical.
-What’s wrong with Olivia wanting to be a therapist? Also, she is nine, so she probably changes her mind every other day.
-Frankie and Dolores bringing up their issues at a charity event is just…..not right. I mean, technically, Rachel brought it up, but they could have stopped it.
-Gia talking about no longer being close with the Gorgas really upsets me…..they were always so close and it got ruined with issues between the adults.
-$200,000 for the charity!
-This is an interesting office for therapy.
-This therapist could not be LESS interested in Jen and Bill.
-Why is Bill laughing during this therapy session? Does he know this whole thing is BS and cannot help but laugh?
-More next week, stay tuned!