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The Real Housewives of Potomac Snark and Highlights for 1/22/2023

Gizelle’s tummy issues remind me of that scene in the Sex and the City movie when Charlotte Poughkeepsie-d in her pants. Let’s hope Gizelle has better luck.
Gizelle even keeps food in her purse like Charlotte did…..this episode is really mirroring that movie!
No cake….even for a small ceremony? For shame! I get Robyn wants stuff to be small and private, but there should be cake….it’s CAKE! (as you can tell, I love cake!)
Karen is right, the wedding seems a bit suspect…..but still nothing wrong with Robyn wanting something small.
Grande and Dame needs to be a real show….this spoof is hilarious.
Juan is allegedly with a woman who looks like Karen….and the Grande Dame herself is enjoying this bit of juicy information a bit too much.
Ashley beating around the bush about the Robyn gossip reminds me of those girls in elementary school who would go around chanting that they had a secret but weren’t gonna tell anyone.
Mia wants to like Wendy because she is so accomplished, but not for any other reason?
Juan is NOT happy about this allegation that he is having an affair with some Karen lookalike.
Yet another meal ruined due to petty fighting and accusations. Can these women EVER enjoy a meal in peace?
Robyn playing keep away with Karen with this picture is not having the impact she thinks it is…it just makes her look like a fool.
Karen is not confirming or denying anything…….hmmmmm.
Not gonna lie, these women are annoying the heck out of me tonight…..nothing noteworthy is happening and they are just fighting over the same stuff as always.
Wow….so Jacqueline and Mia are throwing away a decades long friendship over all this drama and BS? It is really heartbreaking and sad.
‘Is adios Spanish or is it just Arnold Schwarzenegger?’ That line made me laugh for a good five minutes.
Wendy explaining the disrespect of the drink throw showed that she has such class and grace in these situations. It is also something many housewives need to hear, just saying.
Tequila shots always lead to naughty behavior…..and cackling? WTF was happening anyway?
More next week, stay tuned!