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The Real Housewives of Potomac Snark and Highlights for 1/1/2023

Gizelle and Robyn may be Reasonably Shady, but Karen is the Queen of Shade….the Grand Dame if you will.
Ray trying to figure out what Grindr is has to be one of the cutest things ever.
Say what you will about Mia, but she loves her kids so much.
A sister wife without benefits…..so a best friend for the adults and an auntie to the kids? I don’t get it.
Mia’s stepmom and Jacqueline’s mom were high school best friends….talk about a small world!
Wait….G is a sugar daddy now? Or are he and Mia helping Jacqueline out financially? I am so confused.
How did nobody know that the name Chris is not common? I went to school with like 20 of them.
Wait, who is this new Deborah woman?
‘We didn’t do anything. We just put on the pants.’ That line made me laugh more than it should have.
I am with Wendy, I cannot sit still either.
Eddie saying he got a donut for Wendy and then the kids busting him by saying it was for him….is such a family thing to do.
It is so hard to believe that Eddie just might be a nice guy?
Thought when watching the women order lunch: They do say thank you, but what happened to the word PLEASE?
I have some very close girlfriends I love more than anything in the world, but there is no way in hell I am taking a flashlight and looking up their cooches.
La’Dames are fans of Karen the Grand Dame…..I kind of like it! I also confess that I am a La’Dame.
I am the Muhammed Ali of live shows…..well, all righty then!
Not gonna lie, I would totally go see Karen’s show.
Mia calling Karen out for sharing something she told her in confidence during the show was an epic moment.
‘Complete your build a puss project and leave me the f**k alone at my show!’ Karen is killing it tonight with her one liners.
The black and white moments strewn throughout Karen’s show is pretty cool.
Rando Sesame Street character…..Candiace is hysterical
More next week, stay tuned.