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The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Ex Wives Club Premiere Snark and Highlights

Setting: Bluestone Manor
The Ladies: Dorinda (RHONY), Phedera (RHOA), Eva (RHOA), Taylor (RHOBH), Brandi (RHOBH), Tamra (RHOC), Vicki (RHOC) Jill (RHONY)
Does The Hulk have a penis? Oh, Brandi…..
Taylor looks so happy and cute….and Kennedy got so big!
Marco is the butler on this trip.
Dorinda’s pink outfit is so cute. She has such a classic look.
I forgot Taylor and Brandi were on RHOBH together and that they had issues.
Seeing how all the women are connected is quite interesting….this is going to be quite problematic….
I’ve never watched Atlanta before, but maybe I will now, these ladies seem quite entertaining.
WTF with this dead animal art?
Vicki not wanting to give back her engagement ring make sense….especially since she paid for it!
Dorinda’s impressions of a dude talking about his ‘wee wee’ is hysterical.
Did Brandi make a date with her driver?
Brandi’s jumpsuit is so cute. The fact that she took wine after Marco told her where everyone was is such a mood.
Pull out couch or no, I would be grateful for any kind of bed while on a vacation like this.
My friend Christine makes cupcakes and cookies like the ones Dorinda had with everyone’s pictures.
Brandi looking up everyone’s zodiac signs to see if they will get along is….quite interesting. Not going to lie, I would do the same thing.
Phedera and Eva are the most appreciative women ever…seeing their reactions to everything Dorinda did to make it nice is so sweet.
Dorinda sharing how she feels Richard at the house is such a beautiful thing.
“I’ll have a little more.” Dude fills cup to the brim. Brandi has a very different idea of a little more.
Vicki is 59? She does not look it at ALL.
WTF is a naked party?
“I’ve got stories to tell after this, that’s for sure!” Marco is enjoying this a bit too much.
Dorinda is a better person than I am….I would never let people in my bed if I want to sleep.
Tamra giving out hangover kits is probably a good idea.
So…..Tamra gives Brandi a gift and then Brandi picks a fight with her over something that happened years ago? What?
Wow, everyone is kind of picking at everyone right now.
Taylor, NO! You are one of the strongest woman I have seen in the franchise. PLEASE do not say you are weak.
Hearing Taylor talk about what she went through with Russell….and Brandi’s reaction is so triggering. I want to hug Taylor….and I am confused with how Brandi is reacting about how she felt when Taylor talked about her abuse….I totally get why Taylor was pissed.
Why is Dorinda feeding Phedera lobster? Now I want lobster!
Brandi making Taylor’s situation about herself and claiming she did nothing wrong in how she treated Taylor in season two is in VERY poor taste.
Anndddddd of course this all ends in a fight.