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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/29/2022

Poor Traci is stuck on the rope thingie while everyone else is invested in the Teresa/Margaret fight.
Wait, who the hell is Serena?
Traci looks like a deer caught in headlights watching the fight.
No fire, knives or forks…..smart woman.
Dolores sitting there just eating her food is such a mood.
She is in a mood! She needs Xanax! I’m eating chicken!
Dolores does a lot of charity work. I never realized it before. Good for her.
Traci doesn’t want to be in the batting lineup next to Teresa….after today, I don’t think anyone else does either.
I am actually excited to see Antonia’s sweet 16 party. Melissa’s excitement is really cute.
I am crying watching Teresa and the girls go through the house and pack everything up.
I didn’t even realize that the house was the girls’ last US connection to their dad until Gia said something.
The banter between Frank and Dolores always makes me laugh. They need their own spin off.
The passion Dolores has about her charity work is incredible. I hope she makes her $200,000 goal.
My heart is breaking so much for Jackie….I truly hope she gets the help she needs and see that she is a wonderful person.
Seeing how hurt Jennifer still is over the affair makes me wonder if she can ever truly forgive Bill.
I REALLY hope these women don’t ruin this charity event for Dolores. Frank is right, be nice, ladies!
It is kind of tacky that Teresa expects the women to wear her clothes at a charity event.
Gia has a point about Teresa supporting everyone, but this isn’t the time or place to be worried about wearing the workout line.
OHHH, they are advertising the workout line at the event! Now it makes sense that Teresa wanted them to wear it.
Did they score a touchdown? Oh, Teresa, don’t ever change.
Jackie doesn’t like balls flying at her face….so there goes her social life? Is this 1995 and the movie Clueless?
You are 5’4″…..I am 5’7″! This Frankie/Joey exchange made me laugh way too hard.
Did Jennifer Marcia Brady her nose?
Oh, good, she is okay!
The guys are doing shots in the middle of the game? That is….special.
Wow, Teresa is really being snarky tonight. She usually is, but tonight it is so extra.
I am shocked that Team Catania won this game.
Jennifer seems happy again, I hope it stays that way.
I am THRILLED Dolores surpassed her goal and the event went well. Seeing her call her mom at the end was so sweet.
More next week, stay tuned.